1. Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
the house.

3. Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders
why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
nothing.)

6. That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long
and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.

7. Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE
sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say
'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

8. Whatever:
Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that
a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.