The AntiTicket Donut ( Some folks can sell anything :)

Keep this device in the glove box near the registration for your car. If you are stopped by the police use such phrases as: “I can’t find my car’s registration, I only have this tasty donut”. Or say, “Instead of my driver’ license, wouldn’t you like to have this delicious donut?” The donut works best by itself, but it can be combined with other methods such as crying, whining, and begging. Think of it as a polite way of saying: "Can we settle this here?"

The incredible anti-ticket Donut will cost you $9.95 and might prevent your next ticket. Available in chocolate or sprinkle flavor, these imitation donuts make a great addition to your glove box or cup holders. For what it’s worth, the inventor claims to ship 75 percent of his creations to police officers.

You can check out there website at : http://www.antiticketdonut.com/