After having dug to a depth of 1,000 meters last year. Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1,000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 1,000 years ago. Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug to a depth of 2,000 meters and shortly after, headlines in the UK newspapers read: "English archaeologists have found traces of 2,000 year copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high tech communications network a thousand years earlier than the Scots." One week later, INDIANA newspapers reported the following:"After digging as deep as 5,000 meters in SOUTHERN INDIANA. Indiana University scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have therefore concluded that 5,000 years ago INDIANA inhabitants WERE ALREADY USING WIRELESS TECHNOLOGY". SO, DON'T MESS WITH INDIANA!!! (I'm from Spencer, In.-Owen County-- close to I.U.-- so I LOVED THIS!!) Hope you enjoy it also.