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One Of Them

by Ellen Hamilton

     

   There they were, stacked in bags, stacked as high as my shoulders. Shades of Christmas past. Shades of my parents' Christmas past. We knew when we attended the Sunday School closest to Christmas that we would march through the hallways to get a candy cane and one of "Them." On Christmas morn, one of "Them" would be in our stocking. 

 

   Yes, you know what I'm talking about. THE orange!   

 

   Across the cold U.S., the sight of oranges this time of year brings a flood of childhood memories. The smell of an orange held up to your nose will transport you back in time to days of innocence. A time when Santa DID know if you had been naughty or nice. A time when you had tried to change your ways. A time of hope. You may not remember if you received everything you asked for, but you remember your loved ones surrounding you as you unwrapped the gifts.

 

   There are many reasons given of how this tradition started. No matter. What matters is that we pass on this simple but endearing act. So, on Christmas morn, when your great-great-great grandchild asks why, their parents will say, "Our families have done this for generations. And it's good for you!"  

 

Ellen Hamilton (Barbara John) '58

Greenwood, IN  


Christmas Shopper


In his slack time a sack-boy was stocking shelves and observed a woman in the grocery store with a two year old girl in her shopping cart. As they passed the cookie section, the child reached her little hands out toward the cookies and her mother told her, "Not this time." 

 

The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long. A few more things to for Christmas Dinner, and we'll be on our way."

The sack-boy saw them again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry. Only one more item to go, and then we'll be checking out."

The sack-boy happened to be sacking groceries at the same check-out, when the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum only to  burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering...."There will be no gum today, either."

The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we'll be through this check out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap."

Following the woman and her little girl out to the parking lot with their groceries, the sack-boy could not be still . . . "I couldn't help noticing how patient you are with little Ellen." With that, the mother broke in, "My little girl's name is Tammy . . . I'm Ellen."
   

Louise (Mountcastle) Romine '56

Elwood, IN


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