August 2005 The Megaphone Page 6
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Enjoy The Twilight
by Sharon (Woods) Schwartz '55 |
Grandchildren
Grandchildren
are an expensive luxury, Us and Them
There are very few absolute truths in human events. There are also a lot of people who think there are. Issues are surrounded by different points of view each carrying the validity of its being possessed in someone's mind. I'll grant validity to that extent. I do have a concern. When I visit a city, say D.C. or New Orleans, it disturbs me to see houses with bars on the windows and doors. Those bars prevent ingress, but they also prevent egress, just like the bars on a jail. Jail is not a geographical place as much as it is a condition.
There are understandable restrictions on our freedoms. Here in the tri-state area riders on mass transit are now subject to random searches. The NYC police chief has warned people to be on the lookout for people who are sweating. Better put away the Tabasco Sauce.
Prejudice thrives as a germ in a warm Petri dish, "My mind is made up, don't confuse me with the facts." There are few absolute truths and I fear where we are heading.
Craig Toensing '55
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Greetings On Answering Machines
by
Louise (Mountcastle) Romine
When
I was living in Rockwall, Texas, I rescued a wild kitten. She was one of 4
kittens born under the manager's trailer inside this trailer park where I was
renting a small travel trailer.
One day after a couple of moves and a year or so later, I decided I'd like to
put a greeting on my answering machine with Daisy and I.
When the time was right, I held her next to the speaker and we began with...
"Hello...say hello Daisy"...and she meowed..."You have
reached...(phone #)...please leave a message after the tone, and we will get
back to you as soon as we can...aint that right Daisy?" and she
meowed again.
That was a lot of fun and people liked it so well they said if I could make them
one, they'd buy it . . . wow, I could have gotten rich . . . lots of ideas popped in my
head, that's for sure!
When I was a caregiver for the elderly, my agency sent me to care for a
gentleman from England who was on hospice.
Loving to hear his family talk I decided to put a greeting on my phone assuming
it would sound just like them...[but thought it'd be best if I tried it out on
one of his sisters first]...Speaking just like her, I gave my greeting, and when
I finished, I was shocked when she said I needed more practice on the numbers...noin
seven tew...three...three-foive...zero-tew...noin-zero...I asked her to say the
numbers so I could be accurate... Oooh man, was I embarrassed when she said them
as plainly as you or I.
Then there was the time I thought of sounding like I was on a pirate
ship..."Eh-looo thar maighty...yew 'ave reached the ship at
noin..seven..tew..3..3..foive..zero..tew noin zero...Oiy saiy...maightey...leave
yore naime and numbur and aiy wiell call yew roight beck". When my granddaughter
called from Indiana...the only message she left on my answering
machine was "Oh Nana..." and lots of laughter. As she passed the word, there
were several "nameless" callers from Indiana and one from Michigan. Recognizing the laughter of each
one brought a warm smile to this
"homesick" caregiver.
At my age you'd think I would grow up, but 2 years ago, the kids bought me one
of those relaxing sound machines for Mother's day...(can't remember what it's
called). It has 5 different sounds on it...one of them is a heart beat...and one time
just goofing around, I put a greeting on my answering machine with it.
So pretend like you can hear a heart beat along with the following greeting:
"Hello, you've reached the heartbeat of...(phone #)...Please leave a
message after the beep and I will get back with you...in a heart-beat."
Louise
(Mountcastle) Romine '56
Elwood, IN
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